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☆☆☆☆☆

They ruined my taxidermy.

This company is absolutely TRASH. I called them for demon extermination for my police station, and they ended up destroying the HISTORIC building. If you care about property, do NOT book these people.

Chief Irons

Raccoon City

★★★★★

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEAEPALEPALLEAL

Dante is so so so so hot I don't even care that he's smelly and that he almost made my house collapse because he was being thrown around by a demon PLEASE. JUST ONE CHANCE.

Anonymous

Great Lakes Area

★★☆☆☆

Marry me

Hey so... Trish came to my town earlier to kill demons or whatever but I was wondering if she wanted to run away with me?

Someone ready and willing

The Altar

★★⯨☆☆

He smelled like pizza grease

Eh.

Minimally Satisfied Customer

Mediocreville

★☆☆☆☆

Come catch this fade

I wholeheartedly hope Dante dies.

Dante's Biggest Opp

Come and find out punk

★★☆☆☆

Don't even trip dawg!

Yeah all this is lowkey my fault, sorry about this

I have no name, for I was born two days ago

Emo land

★★★★★

PLEASE

Dante I need this, my mom is kinda homeless!!!

Partially homeless fan

Half of a house

☆☆☆☆☆

Don't let me catch you in the streets.

Dante sucks. This business sucks. I actually hate all of you and I'm going to enslave humanity. I hate you all so much oh my gooooooooooood you keep ruining my plans.

Anonymous

Hell